Don't Worry, I'm Totally Aware This is a First World Problem

Sheryl was right. You do start to fall apart when you hit 30. I'm 33 and have some weird pain in the wing section of my back.  Normally I would self medicate and by self medicate I mean drink myself numb but this time is going to be tricky. I'm going to have to do some really creative math to make this one work.